I think the time has come to let the cat out of the bag and reveal my true identity. I am not a mom! I am a
MONSTER MOM (
growling,
thrashing my head to and fro,
eyes bulging out of my head,
teeth dripping drool,
claws growing out of my fingers kind of
monster)!!!
I know this may come as a surprise, but it's true. I think I should be locked up on an island (one with nice accommodations and great, healthy food.... and a
really sexy guy wouldn't hurt either) before I go off and do something really bad.
Any takers?
I know this may come as a surprise, but it's true. I think I should be locked up on an island (one with nice accommodations and great, healthy food.... and a really sexy guy wouldn't hurt either) before I go off and do something really bad.
3 comments:
Hey! I live there! it's a lot of fun!! You're welcome to join me...but you'll need to supply your own sexy man... i will share only so much, and my man isn't one of them. I know! how mean of me!
ha ha I've been feeling like a monster mom for the last week!
What kind of mom's would we be if we weren't monster mom's at some point? I for one think I would be fairly boring and a push over. Not fun. So go ahead and be a monster mom. Why? Because you are the mom and you said so. We are only monster mom's for a little while so enjoy it while you can!! :) Loves!
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